++ WAYS TO TURN DOWN UNWANTED MEN...hehehe~

*WAYS TO TURN DOWN UNWANTED MEN !!!!*

*HE* *: Can I buy you a drink?**
**SHE **: Actually I'd rather have the money.**
**HE **: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours. **
**SHE* *: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours. **
**HE* *: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice? **
**SHE* *: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice. **
**HE* *: How did you get to be so beautiful? **
**SHE **: I must've been given your share. **
**HE* *: Will you go out with me this Saturday?**
**SHE **: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.**
**HE* *: Your face must turn a few heads.**
**SHE **: And your face must turn a few stomachs.**
**HE* *: Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.** **
**SHE* *: Okay, get out.**
**HE* *: I think I could make you very happy.**
**SHE **: Why? Are you leaving? **
**HE **: What would you say if I asked you to marry me? **
**SHE* *: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time. **
**HE* *: Can I have your name? **
**SHE **: Why? Don't you already have one?*
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**HE* *: Shall we go see a movie?**
**SHE **: I've already seen it. **
**HE* *: Where have you been all my life?**
**SHE **: Hiding from you.**
**HE* *: Haven't I seen you some place before?**
**SHE* *: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore. **
**HE* *: Is this seat empty?**
**SHE **: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.**
**HE* *: So, what do you do for a living?**
**SHE **: I'm a female impersonator. **

FORWARD TO WOMEN IN NEED OF SOME LAUGHS
(and men who may appreciate good humor)*
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"Boleh jadi kamu membenci sesuatu padahal ia amat baik bagimu, dan boleh jadi juga kamu menyukai sesuatu, padahal ia amat buruk bagimu. Allah mengetahui sedang kamu tidak mengetahui"...