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Sunday, February 22, 2009

++ WAYS TO TURN DOWN UNWANTED MEN...hehehe~

*WAYS TO TURN DOWN UNWANTED MEN !!!!*

*HE* *: Can I buy you a drink?**
**SHE **: Actually I'd rather have the money.**
**HE **: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours. **
**SHE* *: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours. **
**HE* *: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice? **
**SHE* *: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice. **
**HE* *: How did you get to be so beautiful? **
**SHE **: I must've been given your share. **
**HE* *: Will you go out with me this Saturday?**
**SHE **: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.**
**HE* *: Your face must turn a few heads.**
**SHE **: And your face must turn a few stomachs.**
**HE* *: Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.** **
**SHE* *: Okay, get out.**
**HE* *: I think I could make you very happy.**
**SHE **: Why? Are you leaving? **
**HE **: What would you say if I asked you to marry me? **
**SHE* *: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time. **
**HE* *: Can I have your name? **
**SHE **: Why? Don't you already have one?*
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**HE* *: Shall we go see a movie?**
**SHE **: I've already seen it. **
**HE* *: Where have you been all my life?**
**SHE **: Hiding from you.**
**HE* *: Haven't I seen you some place before?**
**SHE* *: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore. **
**HE* *: Is this seat empty?**
**SHE **: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.**
**HE* *: So, what do you do for a living?**
**SHE **: I'm a female impersonator. **

FORWARD TO WOMEN IN NEED OF SOME LAUGHS
(and men who may appreciate good humor)*
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"Boleh jadi kamu membenci sesuatu padahal ia amat baik bagimu, dan boleh jadi juga kamu menyukai sesuatu, padahal ia amat buruk bagimu. Allah mengetahui sedang kamu tidak mengetahui"...

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Mari Me'release' tension~

To those yang mengantuk especially with this gloomy weather or yang tengah stress, pls do this simple exercise below :)

Selamat Mencuba!!

ni ala taichi sikit la… sebagai intro dan warming up..

tiru la macam ni… untuk melegakan bahu dan leher..

wa..wa..aaa

gerak kekanan kemudian ke kiri..

gerak ke kiri kemudian ke kanan

ikut je ler… jangan terpusing kepala udah la..

tepuk kuat kuat kat dahi.. ni untuk hilang mengantuk..

dah tu buat gerakan tangan dan badan… buat macam happy aje..

kemudian goyang2 kaki dan badan sikit… buat macam takde masalah…

buat secara agresif pula… jangan peduli apa orang lain kata..

hilangkan semua stress…

pusingkan kepala…

tengok muka kat cermin sambil goyang2.. lawa tak…

akhir sekali buat joget kucing…

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kalau tak hilang juga stress tu ambil bantal kecik gi tidur bawah meja..

Sekian~

Jenguk..Jenguk...

Renungan Sejenak -

"Mahkota kemanusiaan ialah rendah hati." "Jangan memberi makanan kepada orang lain yang anda sendiri tidak suka memakannya." "Yang memimpin wanita bukan akalnya, melainkan hatinya."

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